$SNOOZE — you snooze, you win

Anyone launches

Permissionless. You bring a name and nothing else.

The price is a curve, not a pool

Buying moves it up, selling moves it down, and the curve can only ever pay out the ETH that came in.

At 10× it bonds

The real ETH and a token allocation go into a real pool at the price the curve closed at. Takes 2.16× the in real buys.

Selling into a spike burns

Above the , the difference is destroyed. Below it, nothing burns.

$SNOOZE and LAPTOP

Holding $SNOOZE is how you get into LAPTOP early. The curve opens to $SNOOZE holders first, and an allocation is set aside for whoever holds it at a — claimed by you, from your own wallet.

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Nothing is deployed. not deployed There is no $SNOOZE contract and no LAPTOP curve yet, so there is no snapshot and no address. Anything you are shown today is not it. When there is one, check it against the checker before you send anything.

Buy LAPTOP

not launched

you pay

ETH

you get

LAPTOP

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Where to buy

Buying happens on the curve, from your wallet. This page reads and does not sign. Once there is a curve, check its address against the checker before you send anything.

Depth costs speed. Pick one.

Raising the virtual ETH makes every buy cheaper in and raises what bonding costs by exactly as much. The number of buys it takes does not move:

slippage per buy	buys to bond at 10×	at 3 virtual ETH	at 25
0.5%	433	433	433
2%	109	109	109
5%	44	44	44

The last two columns are the same on purpose. Virtual ETH sets what a comfortable buy is denominated in; it does not buy depth. So "deep enough that slippage is never an issue" is a choice of units, not of depth.

What this does not do

Virtual liquidity is not liquidity. Before bonding, the only ETH behind the price is what buyers put in. The curve cannot pay out more than that, and it does not pretend to.
The burn is also your instant loss. A 41% dial means selling burns 41%, including ten minutes after you bought.
A falling market burns nothing. The rule only bites above the average.
One wallet is outside both rules — the launcher's, which has to be exempt to seed at all. the detail
Slippage gets 46% worse at bonding, not better. Only the real ETH goes into the pool; the virtual part does not exist to move. The curve is the deepest the book ever is.
Most tokens never bond. That is the normal outcome, not the failure case.
No audit, no testnet run. Nothing here has been either.

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